The following disclaimer applies to anyone who enters funkkeejooce.com. This is a personal website which contains our innermost feelings, concerns, experiences, beliefs, joys, pains, thoughts, opinions, stories, etc. We write in it to express ourselves the best way we know how and to work out problems that we have in our own life. Although it is kept online it is still very personal to us. It should be treated no differently than a paper journal with a little corny lock and key that we hide under our bed. Although we are willing to share it with others, we do not write in it to entertain others. We are not here to write what others like to read, to agree with others, or to make other people’s day go by faster. We write for us and us alone. If it does happen to make you laugh or brighten up your day…great…but we do not do this for your amusement. This is not a soap opera, a novel, or a sitcom. We are real people with real feelings and this is our real life. Anyone is welcome to read here but if you do please understand the following:

Comments: We enjoy comments which are helpful or encouraging and we welcome them fully. If you read a post we made and you have something helpful or encouraging to say, comment on! If you see something similar in our life to yours and you’d like to share it with us …e-mail, or comment. No problem. What we will not accept is judgmental comments, bashing, or opinions we did not ask for. Opinions are like assholes…everybody has one and most of them stink. This does not mean you can not have a healthy disagreement with us. We welcome disagreements or challenges on our opinions or beliefs. What we mean is we do NOT appreciate being judged. There is no one in this world that is without flaw or fault at some point in their life. So before you throw stones at us we’d suggest turning those stones around and cracking yourself in the face real good first ’cause chances are you’ve made mistakes in your life too.

Understand that this website will contain events and thoughts which will include everyone who is involved in our life. If you know us personally then there will be times that we will write about you and/or your loved ones. We do not pull punches in our personal website so what we have to write may not be nice and will be very blunt. If you and/or said loved one cannot handle that then it may be best that you don’t read. In other words, read at your own risk. This goes for friends, co-workers, associates, relatives, and spouses. If you don’t want to know we suggest you don’t read. If you do it is at your own risk and we will not apologize for our own thoughts, feelings, and actions. We did not force you to click here so if you do then YOU must be prepared to handle whatever you read.

New readers…introduce yourselves. Email us and say hello. We like to know when we get a new reader. We promise we won’t bite your heads off, and if we do our bark is way worse than our bite so don’t worry about it. Welcome.

If you have a question for us feel free to e-mail us at any time. Most of the time we don’t have a problem with elaborating on something we have written especially if you send us a private e-mail. If there’s something you need clarified or you want to know something feel free to write.

Please remember that this is our world and you are a guest. Treat us with respect and we will do the same for you.

Yours truly,  Funkkeejooce